Your Girl Doesn’t Want You To Have Fun, Without Her
Do you ever wonder why you spend half your night out with your boys dealing with your girl? It’s always the same frustrations about the same things. What time are you going to be home? Who are you with? What are you guys doing? And you know what… she doesn’t care about any of the questions asked when it all comes down to it. She only cares that your having fun, without her.
No one enjoys spending all night giving play-by-plays via telephone when everyone else is busy laughing and taking shots with each other. I’ve seen it time and time again; hell I’ve even been in that position before. That’s the main reason why I keep intentionally-single. I never want to not have fun.
Women once they catch you want you to think about them… In the morning. In the afternoon. While you’re scrubbing your balls. While you watching porn. When you looking at another girl’s butt. Every other moment you’re breathing better be spent thinking about her, and when you sleeping you better be dreaming about her. Let’s be realistic bitches… It’s not happening.
Jealousy is a female trait; well it’s an everybody trait. However, your girl is jealous if she’s not the one sharing the smiles, laughs, and blackout’s with you – so what do you do? Do you fake the relationship and tell her you were thinking about her all day? Do you stop hanging out with your friends (Half of you do; #bitchmade)?
Here’s the game plan gentleman, I’m a mother fucking genius that poses as stupid so I can get away with everything (I know… I think it’s pretty smart too.). The simplest tactic to getting away with having fun without your girl is to answer her initial phone call and then answer her late night phone call that will most likely be “Why aren’t you home yet?”. All you need to do upon answering the phone is let her know that it’s not popping wherever you are, no one’s out, but you told the boys that you would spend some quality time with them… so you’ll try and stick through the boredom of being out throwing back shots of tequila and blowing lines of coke off strippers legs.
Never over think the issue at hand men, if your girl’s don’t like you having fun without them, then just NEVER HAVE FUN when they’re not with you. You can thank me later.
