No Thanks, I would not like Royal Wedding coverage.
Maybe it’s because we’re American that the majority of us don’t know where Libya is on a map. Or maybe it’s because we just don’t care about what happens outside of the U.S. unless it’s a natural disaster that claims thousands of innocent lives, and EVEN THEN I bet that you can’t tell me where it is on a map. I’ve spoke with my cousins in Africa as to why Americans are dumb when it comes to Geography… and honestly, it’s because most of you won’t ever travel outside of the U.S. unless it’s to see topless 18 year old girls on your Spring Break Mexico.
No matter what television channel you turn to there is a Royal Wedding promo, shit… it’s even promoted by twitter (#royalwedding)! Half of you don’t even know who Prince William is, or his fiance’s name. For those single, helpless women longing for their knight in shining armor (English Pun Not Intended) this will be just as much of a spectacle as watching the Womens Network when Bridezilla’s is on.
Besides Prince William soon to be a king with his father about 60 something years old, the Royal Family serves no more purpose than being a tourist attraction for England. Didn’t the U.S. split from Britain because of the Monarchy? So why are we airing this all over television networks, internet services, and print media?
As for me… I certainly will not be waking up to catch the wedding, see re-caps of the wedding, speak about it to friends… or give a fuck.
