Don’t Watch Me Piss

I just don’t understand what goes through some people’s heads. Seriously. How can someone walk up to a urinal, and look left and down (Old school nintendo controller style) at another man while he’s pissing. What is this the latest fad? Skeeve the guy next to you out by looking at his weiner!? This is not my game.

Brought up correctly I thought the common courtesy was to look straight ahead and count the square tiles in front of you, or notice how clean the crevices are, or read the same flyer over and over again on the wall until you finish squeezing it out. Apparently no one told me that it’s 2011 and the new thing is to check out the guy’s shlong next to you. Nope. Didn’t get that memo.

This is a message to you guys who have wondering eyes, and heads… I’m not embarrassed if you want to take a look, but just know that YOU are the weird one. Not me. I piss normally.