It’s officially just about here. The end of your random summer BJ’s and Inner thigh hickeys, cuffing season. As much of a sad time cuffing season is because you’ll be putting your dick on the shelf for JUST ONE girl (for the most part), it’s also a beautiful time of being cuddled up under a blanket while it’s cold, having hot chocolate while watching a movie, and having guaranteed box for the nights that you don’t really want to spend out and about.

There’s rules to cuffing season though, and it’s important that they be followed. So courtesy of JustBoogz.com here’s the list of important game changers…. this is the shit that you need to respect – or keep away from the cuffing season community.

1 | Don’t invade each other’s space – you’re here to get a long, but also bust yourself to sleep.

2 | Don’t just find the girl with the fattest ass, make sure she knows where she’s going and that you can stand being around her.

3 | Don’t just get off and leave her to the corner – make sure y’all both doing the same shit. (i.e., no video games.)

4 | Don’t try and prove that you want her in her life by trying to trap her into kids… that’s phyco bullshit – not cuffing.

5 | Don’t pursue what’s not there. If she’s interested in you, she knows that. If she doesn’t respond to you – but hit’s you, odds are there’s something tying her up, and it’s not you – yet. (School, work, period, …. boyfriend.)

6 | If she’s on her phone a quarter of the time you’re together and doesn’t work or own a business, dead her. #duhh.

7 | Girls like to have a sense of security, so give her that. Don’t be flaky and let her know what’s up – up front.

8 | Most of cuffing season #fails are from your facebook and twitter. Be careful.

9 | Don’t be an enabler. If your letting her mosey around your cribbington all day not cleaning up, cooking, etc. then get her out of the place. That shit is a virus and it spreads.

Happy Cuffing Season Bitches.

I’m going to tell you this now, most of you probably already know this. I FUCKING HATE RAPPERS…. wait.. no… I take some of that back.. I like the rappers on major labels, and the ones that record in the studio often and put out mixtapes. Those guys are cool in my book. Grinding. Trying to make it. The American Dream. The Come up.

I Fucking HATE Rappers that approach you in the street because you apparently “look like you wanna hear a verse”. These are the rappers that don’t hit the studio – and if he has, the quality is subpar and he doesn’t have a producers number in his phone… or a phone period. It’s worse when they find out that you mess with music, or you worked at Hot – or you mess with him, or you mess with her… and they wanna get put on. Nothing comes easy. And besides… if you don’t carry your Demo with you – you’re not ready to be in this game.

Someone needs to call Fab and tell him to get the body bag’s ready…. cuz dudes have been getting #deaded quick with me trying to spit verses. NOTHING seperates you from the last 30 guys that tried to tell me they were next up. Guess what…. we don’t believe you - you need more people.

I’m tired. I’m sick. I can’t do this shit anymore. There’s too many people out there wasting positions for those who actually want them. Too many people don’t know what the fuck they want out of life – and honestly it’s a waste. Step your priority games up and develop a gameplan. A good gameplan. I joke a lot but know what the fuck I’m talking about. I know where I’m attempting to head, and I know who I’ve gotta either wait out or knock out the game to get where I want to be. This is a vicious doggy-dog world and you need to either get on or get off.

I don’t pretend to talk about doing things, I like to actually do them. Some people walk up to the edge of the cliff and stare at it because the drop is so high. I want to run up on that bitch and drop a cannonball. You have no idea how many people I met at Hot97 doing internships that couldn’t answer me when I asked them their goals. If you have no goal and don’t know what you want to do – don’t waste a position that someone more qualified can take full advantage of. Be onpoint one hundred and thirteen percent of the time. Only get caught slipping seven percent, when you’re laying down with your girl.

Position yourselves into meeting new people, making eye contact, and remembering their names. Meet the Janitor’s and Secretary’s keeping in mind that they hold the keys to the castle, not the big guy behind the desk. This is negative reinforcement for a positive outcome. Now be on your way… motivated.